1) I have decided that I will post a "Truths" entry every month. Since that is the truth, I shall use it kick off July's batch of "truths".
2) Love is possible, but not always a guarantee.
3) With great swag comes great responsibility. Do the people of the world a favor and use it wisely.
4) It is hard to take someone seriously after you've seen them wearing nothing but a strawberry scented condom.
5) I have dreamt things and have had them come true. I guess you can call it deja vu, or rather a premonition. Either way, it has happened to me twice and has freaked me out of both occasions.
7) Never place your faith in a prince.
8) Gravity, stay the hell away from me.
9) I thank God for my girls. I don't know what I'd do or where I'd be without them.
10) After this moment I will forget all about you. I'm sorry it has to be this way, but you're kind of a jerk. Don't act surprised. What you did was extremely tacky. You know this. Next next. New new. You lost me.
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